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[赛后贴]今日NBA常规赛，勇士队（33-28）主场125-90击败雄鹿（41-22）。

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勇士（33-28）：库里29分8篮板5助攻，库明加20分4篮板2助攻2断，格林12分6篮板6助攻2帽，波杰姆斯基8分7篮板3助攻，克莱10分2篮板4助攻，穆迪6分4篮板，保罗6分9助攻3断，杰克逊-戴维斯15分7篮板4帽，佩顿9分3篮板，卢尼4分，维金斯3分2篮板2助攻，基诺内斯3分4篮板。

雄鹿（41-22）：字母哥23分7篮板6助攻，大洛9分4篮板，比斯利4分3篮板，利拉德20分6助攻，波蒂斯20分6篮板，康诺顿6分2篮板3助攻，克劳德4分6篮板，贝弗利2分4篮板2帽。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currylotsarice 144 points 50 minutes ago

Lost by 52: it’s joever

Win by 35 the next game: we are so back

勇士球迷：

上场输凯尔特人52分后的勇蜜：我勇完了大蛋啦！！

本场赢雄鹿35分的勇蜜：我勇王者归来！！

[–]San Francisco WarriorsEngrish_Major [score hidden] 28 minutes ago

Surely the nephews wouldn't overreact would they?

勇士球迷：这些个愣头青…不至于跟神经系统装了弹簧似的，输球了上吊寻个死，赢球了上炕造儿子吧…

[–]Celticsjohnnybarbs92 [score hidden] 5 minutes ago

This sub!? Never

凯尔特人球迷：楼上的兄弟此言差矣，在咱直播吧混…神经系统装弹簧，那可是标配！！

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCollege_Prestige 25 points an hour ago

So this is what it's like to be on the good end of a blowout

勇士球迷：原来~~虐杀的感觉这么爽~~~~

注：上一场比赛，勇士刚刚被凯尔特人52分狂屠。

新闻链接>>>>>>冰火两重天！勇士打绿军52分惨败 今天战雄鹿35分大胜

[–]reddev87 50 points 59 minutes ago

By the transitive property of basketball the Bucks just lost to the Celtics by 87

球迷：根据篮球学传递理论测算，可得出结论：雄鹿在今天间接狂输凯尔特人87分…

注：凯尔特人赢勇士52分，勇士赢雄鹿35分，可得：凯尔特人赢雄鹿87分！（小编悟了）

[–]BucksA_SandlerthaGOAT 32 points an hour ago

Celtics beat the shit out of the warriors and they take it out on us

Kings are beating the shit out of the lakers and we play them next

雄鹿球迷：

凯尔特人周一把勇士打出了屎，今天勇士把屎糊在了我们脸上；

国王今天把湖人打出了屎，下一场湖人就要对阵我们。我们要屎了…

注：今日NBA常规赛，湖人120-130不敌国王

[–]Ok-Scarcity6335 7 points 53 minutes ago

Better not lose

球迷：可别屎了哦~~~

[–]Warriorsnomitycs [score hidden] 38 minutes ago

Nah please win thanks

Lakers need to stay down in the 10 seed

勇士球迷：你们一定要赢啊，谢啦~得把湖人按在第10的位置上！！

[–]WarriorsRaonak [score hidden] 37 minutes ago

You guys know what you have to do now.

勇士球迷：知道自己该怎么做了吧~

[–]WarriorsThePewPewPenguin 325 points 54 minutes ago

I truly believe on any given day this team could beat the '96 Bulls or lose to the '12 Bobcats

勇士球迷：要是古希腊掌管时间的神允许，这支勇士队绝对能击败96公牛！…当然，也能轻易输给12年的山猫队…神挡杀神…神乎其…神经病！！

注：96年公牛就不多介绍了，2011-12赛季的山猫队是联盟吊车尾的存在，那赛季他们以一波23连败惨烈收官。

[–]Supreme_God_Bunny [score hidden] 39 minutes ago

Idk about that lol I don't wanna know what Jordan/pippen and rodman would do to this small team

球迷：在下不敢苟同~乔丹、皮蓬和罗德曼要是打这支勇士队，跟进了幼儿园似的，画面太惨不敢看啊！！

[–]WarriorsSchraiber 86 points 53 minutes ago

Even within one game. That third quarter was rough

勇士球迷：我勇这种不稳定性，在同一场比赛内就能表演给你看！看看今天第三节给打得…

注：本场比赛第三节，勇士单节15-23落后对手，随后第四节单节打了对手一个32-9。

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 10 points 43 minutes ago

The roller coaster dynasty!!!

马刺球迷：“过山车亡朝”果然名不虚传！！

[–]WarriorsSpirited-Cap-9779 9 points 40 minutes ago

This team is bipolar I swear

勇士球迷：这支勇士队有精神分裂症，我儿豁~

[–]HeatMySilverBurrito 164 points 57 minutes ago

Just got out of a Thai prison, is TJD the GOAT defender?

热火球迷：我刚刚刑满释放，请问这个TJD是史上最强防守者吗？

新闻链接>>>>>>TJD三帽字母哥！杨毅：史上有巅峰两届MVP让一新秀干成这样的？

[–]WarriorsGhostTiger 218 points 45 minutes ago

Dubs have to draft the first born son of every NBA player.

勇士球迷：我有一计！以后勇士得把所有NBA球员的大儿子给选进来！！！

注：TJD是前NBA球员戴尔-戴维斯的长子，勇士队内还有个小佩顿，是前NBA球星“手套”佩顿的儿子。

[–]WarriorsSaturday514 24 points 32 minutes ago

Even the GM is the first born son of an NBA player lol.

勇士球迷：连勇士队的经理都是前NBA球员的长子，哈哈哈！

注：小迈克-邓利维是前NBA球员迈克-邓利维的长子。

[–]masteraleph 99 points 43 minutes ago

Bronny to the Warriors confirmed

球迷：这么说来！布朗尼加盟勇士板上钉钉了啊！

[–]Warriorsmotherthrowee 52 points 43 minutes ago

wtf I love nepotism now

勇士球迷：卧槽卧槽！！以前我说话太大声了，是我不对，我爱父子秀，老詹！！！！

[–]neal1701 40 points 58 minutes ago

TJD had huge blocks and dunks in the 3rd quarter

Killed Bucks momentum and made Warriors stretch out the lead again!

球迷：TJD今天第三节的几个盖帽和扣篮太关键了！扼杀了雄鹿起势的苗头，让勇士重新拿回了优势！！

[–][GSW] Andre Iguodalaparachute_collection 10 points an hour ago

TJD for president!

勇士球迷：这还得了！？TJD必须当选美利坚总统！！！

[–]LakersPalifaith 45 points an hour ago

Big man drafted by Mike Dunleavy = Trayce "Giannis stopper" Jackson-Davis.

Big man drafted by Bob Myers = James Wiseman. Bob Myers fraud dynasty GM confirmed.

湖人球迷：

邓利维选的大个子是：特雷斯“字母哥灾星”杰克逊-戴维斯

迈尔斯选的大个子是：詹姆斯-怀斯曼

这么看来，迈尔斯这个所谓王朝球队经理，就是个混子啊，证据确凿！

[–]wheeno 10 points an hour ago

It's well known that Curry keeps up with narratives but he takes two individual matchups in particular very personally, Dame and Trae.

球迷：众所周知，库里在舆论界算是完美人设了！然而当比赛对上某两个人的时候，库里的心态立马会上升到私人恩怨的范畴！而那两个人便是，利拉德和特雷杨！！

新闻链接>>>>>>有恐勇症了！利拉德16中7拿到20分6助攻

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